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Ok Fine But I’m Gonna Complain The Whole Time – Vinyl Sticker

$4.50

The sticker version of that one coworker who shows up to every booster club meeting,...

Brewed For Survival – Skeleton Coffee Sticker

$4.50

Running on coffee and vibes... mostly vibes. This sticker features a dead-eyed skeleton holding a...

Daddy Shark – Vintage Nose Art Meets Modern Mayhem Sticker

$4.50

Where WWII nose art swagger meets the cursed joy of children’s songs. Introducing: Daddy Shark....

“No God, Please No” – Michael Scott In Uniform Vinyl Sticker

$4.50

It’s the universal reaction to: A Friday 1700 tasker A surprise PT test Being voluntold...

Zipper suited Sun God– Holographic Pilot Vinyl Sticker

$4.75

Michelangelo’s David, reimagined for the flight line. This holographic sticker turns the iconic marble bust...

Sun’s Out, Guns Out – Ac-130J Beach Ops Sticker

$3.75

Nothing says “vacation” like an airborne gunship flying low over a tropical sunset. This AC-130J...

Grounds For Concern – Embossed Vinyl Sticker

$4.50

This is not just a sticker—it’s a textured warning label for your coping mechanism. “Grounds...

Air Crackdown Command – Morale Parody Sticker

$4.50

You might know a little command called Air Combat Command. Now meet Air Crackdown Command...

I Yearn For The Urn – Matte Vinyl Coffin Sticker (With Classic Coffee Urn)

$4.50

For when you're both professionally burnt out and coffee-fueled. This sticker captures the exact feeling...

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Surf The Sky – U-28A Velcro Morale Patch

$6.00

Silent ops, loud aesthetics. This “Surf the Sky” patch drops a neon-soaked U-28A Draco into...

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413 FLTS

$8.00

Red and Green options Backing: Hook-and-loop (Velcro)Size: Approx. 3.5" diameterMaterial: Embroidered Patch Back arched. Fur up....

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SEND IT – Minimalist Patch

$5.50

Two words that end careers and ops plans: SEND IT. Bold black-and-white embroidery that screams...

🛒 “Constant Anxiety” Mini Patch – Bulk-Sized Dread

$4.00

You wanted a name tape — we gave you a diagnosis. This 2-inch mini morale...

Bamboozled – “Putting The Bam In Bamboozled” Pvc Morale Patch

$10.00

For when the plan goes sideways, the injects go live, and someone yells “execute!” before...

Homer Bush Patch – Chenille-textured Meme Patch

$10.00

For when you see the tasker… make brief eye contact… and silently retreat into operational...

Zero F*s Given – PVC Patch

$6.50

Exactly how you feel in the vault at 2100 on a Friday: Zero F**s Given.*...

Smirk Face Patch (OCP / Desert Tone)

$4.00

Finally—a patch that matches your attitude in the SCIF. This mischievous grin says, “Yes, I...

🍙 “Combat Ration No. 1” – Mini Spam Musubi Patch

$4.00

📏 1" PVC Velcro Patch He was TDY to Hawaii once… and never shut up...

🕶️ MINI PATCH: “Modern Phantom ” (1" Velcro Morale Patch)

$4.00

Small in size. Heavy in classified energy. This 1-inch embroidered patch distills decades of shadowy...

Air Crackdown Command – Morale Suppression Unit Patch

$10.00

For when “leadership presence” becomes a contact sport. Introducing the Air Crackdown Command patch:...

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Operation Midnight Hammer 2025 Tee

$15.00

WAR IN THE GULF 2025: OPERATION MIDNIGHT HAMMER You were there. Or maybe you were...

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Ok Fine But I’m Gonna Complain The Whole Time – Vinyl Sticker

Brewed For Survival – Skeleton Coffee Sticker

Daddy Shark – Vintage Nose Art Meets Modern Mayhem Sticker

“No God, Please No” – Michael Scott In Uniform Vinyl Sticker

Zipper suited Sun God– Holographic Pilot Vinyl Sticker

Sun’s Out, Guns Out – Ac-130J Beach Ops Sticker

Grounds For Concern – Embossed Vinyl Sticker

Air Crackdown Command – Morale Parody Sticker

I Yearn For The Urn – Matte Vinyl Coffin Sticker (With Classic Coffee Urn)

Surf The Sky – U-28A Velcro Morale Patch

413 FLTS

SEND IT – Minimalist Patch

🛒 “Constant Anxiety” Mini Patch – Bulk-Sized Dread

Bamboozled – “Putting The Bam In Bamboozled” Pvc Morale Patch

Homer Bush Patch – Chenille-textured Meme Patch

Zero F*s Given – PVC Patch

Smirk Face Patch (OCP / Desert Tone)

🍙 “Combat Ration No. 1” – Mini Spam Musubi Patch

🕶️ MINI PATCH: “Modern Phantom ” (1" Velcro Morale Patch)

Air Crackdown Command – Morale Suppression Unit Patch

Operation Midnight Hammer 2025 Tee

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