Welcome to the classified section of the website—where we talk about what we do with your data, instead of pretending we don’t.
At SCIF Rat Supply Co., we take your privacy as seriously as a vault badge audit. That means we only collect what we need, keep it locked up tighter than your last leave request, and never sell it to weird third-party marketers with names like “InfoGroove247.”
When you shop with us, we collect things like your name, email, shipping address, and payment info—aka, enough to send you morale supplies and receipts. We use this information to process your orders, contact you if your sticker gets lost in a black site, and occasionally send you morale-related drops (only if you opt in—no unsolicited spam here).
We store your data using secure platforms with encryption and restricted access. Think of it as a digital SCIF without the badge swipes. We don’t trade, sell, or give away your info unless we’re legally forced to (in which case, we’ll sigh heavily and log it for accountability).
You’ve got rights too—like the right to request your data, delete it, or correct it if your name isn’t “CAPT MORT.” If you live in California, Europe, or anywhere that takes data laws seriously, we comply with GDPR, CCPA, and whatever acronym the lawyers toss over next.
This policy gets updated when things change—either in the law or in the backend we use to keep the site running. If you’re ever bored enough to read this again, the latest version will always be posted here.
Thanks for trusting us with your info. We promise to treat it better than we treat our office coffee.
