Please Be Patient — I’m on the Spectrum (Intel Edition) — 3" Glossy Sticker

• Premium die-cut, glossy vinyl — UV/water-resistant; wipes clean after panic attacks.
• Weatherproof and scratch-resistant
• Printed in the U.S. using fully classified exhaustion

Good for (who will love it):

People who open too many tabs, find the pattern nobody else saw, and do not enjoy being right in front of witnesses.

Not for (who won’t):

Vibes-only briefers, calendar colonels, and the “make-it-pop” coalition.

✅ Stick it on:

• Laptops/tablets
• Doors
• SCIF badges
• Vault walls where morale goes to die

🚫 Not recommended for:

• Neurotypical pilots
• “Per the reg” deputies with ruler holsters

• Ships within 3–5 business days.
  
  Mailed flat with tracking—unless you select economy shipping, which is more like "budget carrier pigeon." Economy = envelope + stamp = no tracking.
• Use it if you’re chill. Upgrade if you’re anxious.
• Sorties not included