Smirk Face Patch (OCP / Desert Tone)

• Size: ~3" x 2"
• Tight embroidery for clean detail
• OCP-friendly earth tones to pass the vibe check
• Hook-and-loop backing—slap it on gear, badge holders, or your soul

✅ Ideal For:

- Tactical smirks during CC calls

- Adding spice to deployment morale boards

- Field gear for when you’re “not mad, just done”

❌ Not Ideal For:

- Anyone with “toxic positivity” in their bio

- PME instructors who take icebreakers too seriously

Ships U.S. in 3–5 business days.

💌 Economy = envelope, no tracking

📦 Standard = USPS with tracking + bonus sarcasm