Worst Brief of Your Life (…So Far) — Intel Briefer Morale 3" Sticker

• Premium die-cut, glossy vinyl — UV/water-resistant; wipes clean after rehearsal coffee and post-brief tears.
• Weatherproof and scratch-resistant
• Approx. 3" x 3" with a patch silhouette
• Printed in the U.S. using fully classified exhaustion

Good for:

Briefers who carry the room, students “in the barrel,” instructors who weaponize silence, and anyone who has ever said “so what” and then answered it themselves.

Not for:

Vibes-only slide artists, calendar colonels who join at minute 29, and the “make it pop / keep it plain” coalition.

✅ Stick it on:

• Laptops/tablets
• Doors
• SCIF badges
• Vault walls where morale goes to die

🚫 Not recommended for:

• Safety-brief celebrities
• “Per the reg” deputies with ruler holsters

• Ships within 3–5 business days.
  
  Mailed flat with tracking—unless you select economy shipping, which is more like "budget carrier pigeon." Economy = envelope + stamp = no tracking.
• Use it if you’re chill. Upgrade if you’re anxious.
• Sorties not included