Shipping Policy

📦 Shipping Policy

We ship all in-stock orders from the U.S. within 3–5 business days. Once fulfilled, you'll get a tracking confirmation via email—unless you selected Economy Shipping, which is just a stamped envelope sent with hopes, dreams, and no tracking.

Standard shipping usually arrives in 3–7 business days, depending on your location and USPS’s operational tempo. All items are packaged securely—typically by someone sitting under a flickering fluorescent light, listening to a T-SCIF fan at 68 dB.

✉️ About Economy Shipping

If you choose Economy, that means:

• It’s the cheapest option

• Your order ships in a basic envelope

• No tracking. No scans. Just vibes.

Use this if you're okay with slow and potentially mysterious delivery. We recommend tracked shipping for anything time-sensitive, giftable, or if you don’t trust the mailroom.

🚨 Shipping Issues?

Lost in transit? Delivered to the wrong vault?
Hit us up within 10 business days of your order date. Include your order number and shipping address so we can triage it like an OPREP-3.