413 FLTS

• Hook-and-loop backing for fast attachment and salty removal
• Red version pops for morale boards, kit bags, or non-compliant Fridays
• OCP variant matches your uniform—and your existential fatigue
• Weatherproof, sarcasm-proof, and approved by at least one overworked scheduler
  
  
  
  

✅ Approved for:

– 413 FLTS personnel

– Anyone who’s ever said “It’s just a test hop”

– Patch walls that need less eagle and more chaos cat

🚫 Not recommended for:

– Ground tests only

– Offices that can’t handle a little attitude

Hand Delivered