🛒 “Constant Anxiety” Mini Patch – Bulk-Sized Dread

✅ Ideal for:
- SCIF walls and planner covers
- Inside jokes with coworkers who also hate stand-up briefs
- Field gear, backpacks, or anything with velcro
- Labeling your Costco-sized existential dread

❌ Not ideal for:
- Calm people
- Use in actual therapy (unless your therapist has a dark sense of humor)

Ships in 3–5 business days from the U.S.

💌 Economy shipping = stamped envelope (no tracking)

📦 Standard shipping = USPS First Class with tracking