We’re an intel veteran-founded brand operating out of a dusty corner of classified chaos. Our team understands the humor and heartbreak of SCIF life firsthand, and every design is a love letter to the overworked and under-caffeinated.

Mort is our patron saint of classified despair. He’s a grizzled anthropomorphic rat in Air Force OCPs, forever rocking duct-taped Captain bars and matte black sunglasses. He’s the guy in the back of the meeting who says nothing—but sees everything.

We’re proudly *unofficial*. We are not affiliated with the Department of Defense, but we’re fluent in passive-aggressive emails and know how to survive a tasker avalanche. Everything is designed with care, respect, and a hefty side of sarcasm.

Yes, but only if it's dangerously funny or painfully accurate. Use the contact form or DM us on Instagram @scifratsupplyco. If it fits our vibe, we might just make it a reality.

Yes, absolutely. If your section, flight, or ops team needs a bulk morale drop, we offer custom runs and discounted squadron pricing. Reach out through the contact form, and we’ll coordinate (with fewer delays than DTS).

Orders are typically processed within 3–5 business days. Everything ships from the U.S. with tracking… unless you selected economy shipping, which is just a regular stamped envelope (no tracking, no frills—just vibes and USPS roulette).

If it’s been more than 10 business days and your package hasn't arrived, contact us. We’ll investigate—unless Mort’s on his “do not disturb” week. In that case, we’ll investigate later.

At this time, we ship to APO/FPO and U.S. addresses only. International support is coming soon (pending clearance).