“No God, Please No” – Michael Scott In Uniform Vinyl Sticker

• Printed on durable, weatherproof glossy vinyl
• Approx. 3" x 3"
• Die-cut silhouette around the full meltdown
• Strong adhesive backing, built to survive daily despair
• Made in the U.S., probably while yelling internally

✅ Use during:

• Roll calls
• CBTs
• “Fun” runs
• Commander's Calls
• Any time your soul exits your body

🚫 Not ideal for:

• Official paperwork
• Your EPB (unless you’re feeling brave)

• Ships within 3–5 business days.
  
  Mailed flat with tracking—unless you select economy shipping, which is more like "budget carrier pigeon." Economy = envelope + stamp = no tracking.
• Use it if you’re chill. Upgrade if you’re anxious.
• Does not come with a leaveweb request (sorry?)