🍙 “Combat Ration No. 1” – Mini Spam Musubi Patch

✅ Ideal for:
- EDC patch panels
- Field notebooks and badge wallets
- Chow hall comedians
- Veterans of Indo-Pacific TDYs who still wear slippers
- Tactical lunchboxes
❌ Not ideal for:
- People who actually ate healthy on base
- Anyone who pronounces it “sushi” with a hard U
- Patch collectors who only want things that make sense

Ships in 3–5 business days from the U.S.

💌 Economy shipping = stamped envelope (no tracking)

📦 Standard shipping = USPS First Class with tracking + bonus stickers