Bamboozled – “Putting The Bam In Bamboozled” Pvc Morale Patch

• Bold, raised PVC rubber with vibrant linework
• Diagonal-cut shape with electric blue, red, and black palette
• Hook-and-loop (Velcro) backing
• Approx. 3.25" x 3.75"
• Built for vests, rucks, patch walls, or vault decor
• Easily wipeable — unlike the mistakes made during scripting

✅ Approved for:

• Bamboo Eagle vets and other “real-time chaos” enjoyers
• AOCs, JOCs, white cells, and planning cells
• Anyone who's ever muttered “what just happened” during a SIM inject

🚫 Not ideal for:

• People who think timeline shifts are “no big deal”
• Optimists

• Ships within 3–5 business days.
  
  Mailed flat with tracking—unless you select economy shipping, which is more like "budget carrier pigeon." Economy = envelope + stamp = no tracking.
• Use it if you’re chill. Upgrade if you’re anxious.
• No exercise injects included (unless you're lucky)