We exist for those who’ve ever squinted under flickering fluorescent lights, triple-checked their CAC, and sighed into a beige keyboard wondering if anyone else felt this buried in bureaucracy.

SCIF Rat Supply Co. was founded by and for the intel operators, support troops, and behind-the-badge grinders who know that humor is sometimes the only thing keeping morale from going fully black. Every patch, sticker, and challenge coin we make is designed inside the wire, infused with sarcasm, and brewed from the daily absurdities of vault life.

Our mascot, Mort, is a reflection of us all—an unimpressed, caffeine-addled rat in OCPs with duct-taped Captain bars. His sunglasses aren’t just a vibe—they’re eye protection from the bright glare of leadership decisions.

We're not just a brand. We're a classified inside joke shared between those who live in the vaults, break rooms, and mind-numbing meetings of the modern military intel ecosystem. If you’ve ever been briefed at 0700 on zero sleep, been CC’d into despair, or accidentally clicked a CUI doc titled “FINAL\_FINAL\_REALLYTHISISIT,” you’re in the right place.

Join the classified rebellion. One sticker at a time.