Worst Flight of Your Life (…So Far) — MQ-9 GCS Morale Sticker

• Glossy vinyl with smooth, durable finish
• Weatherproof and scratch-resistant
• Approx. 3" x 3" with a patch silhouette
• Printed in the U.S. using fully classified exhaustion

✅ Stick it on:

• Laptops/tablets
• Doors
• SCIF badges
• Vault walls where morale goes to die

🚫 Not recommended for:

• Safety-brief celebrities
• “Per the reg” deputies with ruler holsters

• Ships within 3–5 business days.
  
  Mailed flat with tracking—unless you select economy shipping, which is more like "budget carrier pigeon." Economy = envelope + stamp = no tracking.
• Use it if you’re chill. Upgrade if you’re anxious.
• Sorties not included