Air Crackdown Command – Morale Suppression Unit Patch

✅ Approved for:

- Loop panels on your backpack next to your CAC holder

- Issuing silent judgments from your morale patch board

- Wearing while correcting someone else’s uniform — in a group chat

- Gifting to that SNCO who says “wing-level guidance” a little too often


🚫 Not suitable for:

- Chill environments

- Actual command authorities (they might take it personally)

- Wearing to staff meetings unless you’re ready to brief something wild

Shipping Info:

Ships within 3–5 business days.

Mailed flat with tracking—unless you select economy shipping, which is more like "budget carrier pigeon." Economy = envelope + stamp = no tracking.

Use it if you’re chill. Upgrade if you’re anxious.