Brewed For Survival – Skeleton Coffee Sticker

• Matte vinyl with smooth, durable finish
• Weatherproof and scratch-resistant
• Approx. 3" x 3" with arched silhouette
• Skeleton design with distressed halftone shading and sarcastic charm
• Printed in the U.S. using fully classified exhaustion

✅ Stick it on:

• Coffee thermoses
• Office laptops
• SCIF badges
• Vault walls where morale goes to die

🚫 Not recommended for:

• Morning people
• Anyone who says “Have you tried tea instead?”

• Ships within 3–5 business days.
  
  Mailed flat with tracking—unless you select economy shipping, which is more like "budget carrier pigeon." Economy = envelope + stamp = no tracking.
• Use it if you’re chill. Upgrade if you’re anxious.
• Coffee not included (obviously)