SLAY GIRL SLAY — MQ-9 Pastel Sticker (3") Lost Link Meme Collab

Highlights

• Kawaii, but kinetic. Soft pinks and blues wrapped around a very serious airframe. It’s morale if you squint.
• Feminine flex. Bold letters/clouds you can feel; catches light like a “complete” in the logbook. 
• Vault-proof vinyl. Glossy, UV/water-resistant laminate that survives coffee spills, TDYs, and desk drag.
• High-glare, high-petty. Reads clean under flickering fluorescents; annoys exactly the right people.
• Printed in the U.S. using fully classified exhaustion

✅ Stick it on:

• Hydroflask/Nalgene (hydration is a weapon system, allegedly)
• Laptops & tablets “not authorized for anything sensitive"
• Pelican/Storm cases for that pink-washed war wagon look
• Badge backs, clipboards, notebooks—the admin you weaponize daily
• Care packages & awards for the crew that actually did the thing

🚫 Not recommended for:

• Serious people
• Zapping your DO's desk

• Economy: Rigid envelope. Most single-sticker orders ship as non-tracked letter mail—because it’s a sticker, not a COCOM movement.
• Upgrade: Tracked options at checkout if your mailroom “misplaces things.”
• Handling time: Usually 1–3 business days. Packed inside the wire by SCIF Rat Supply Co.