Bart the Deployed Airman – “Green Bean Classic” Edition 4" Sticker
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Meet Deployment Bart: the yellow embodiment of that thousand-yard stare you earn somewhere between your fifth 14-hour shift and your seventh Green Bean latte. He’s not mad—just caffeinated, underpaid, and one PowerPoint away from losing it.
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Bart’s in full OCPs, clutching the lifeblood of every DFAC-adjacent soul: a Green Bean Coffee frozen mocha. The taste of deployment despair, served with extra whipped regret.