Bart the Deployed Airman – “Green Bean Classic” Edition 4" Sticker

• Premium vinyl sticker
• • Matte finish
• 4” tall
• Made for high caffeine and low morale environments

✅ Approved for:

• Anyone who’s ever waited 45 minutes for Wi-Fi in a tent.
• Intel, pilots, maintainers, or anyone with a coffee dependency and trust issues.

🚫 Not ideal for:

• Your commander’s vision board
• Offices with motivational quote walls
• Anyone still pretending they “love deployment life”

• Ships within 3–5 business days.
  
  Mailed flat with tracking—unless you select economy shipping, which is more like "budget carrier pigeon." Economy = envelope + stamp = no tracking.
• Use it if you’re chill. Upgrade if you’re anxious.
• Each sticker is packaged with classified-level attention to detail (or at least coffee-fueled precision)