I Yearn For The Urn – Matte Vinyl Coffin Sticker (With Classic Coffee Urn)
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For when you're both professionally burnt out and coffee-fueled.
This sticker captures the exact feeling of being emotionally entombed in PowerPoint decks, strategy meetings, and endless SCIF taskers—but still showing up, Folgers Black Silk in hand.
Our skeletal patron saint of caffeine holds the classic metal coffee urn like a sacred relic, while a mug at the bottom reads: “I ❤️ STRATEGY” — because even the dead know that buzzwords brew better with dark roast.
Finished in a smooth matte vinyl, this sticker gives off strong “I’ve seen things” energy, with zero glare and full commitment to the bit.
