Homer Bush Patch – Chenille-textured Meme Patch

• Chenille-textured bush background for that soft, leafy dimension
• Clean embroidered Homer expression for peak “not my problem” energy
• Size: Approx. 3.5" x 2.25"
• Hook-and-loop backing (Velcro-style) for easy attachment to uniforms, packs, cubicle walls, or emotional shields
• Durable enough to withstand judgment, team huddles, and group chat blowups

✅ Approved for:

• Intel analysts ghosting a briefing thread
• NCOs watching chaos unfold with popcorn
• Anyone with “I wasn’t CC’d” energy

🚫 Not for:

• Volunteers
• Leaders who say “let’s circle back”

• Ships within 3–5 business days.
  
  Mailed flat with tracking—unless you select economy shipping, which is more like "budget carrier pigeon." Economy = envelope + stamp = no tracking.
• Use it if you’re chill. Upgrade if you’re anxious.