Updating the Tracker — Sisyphus Spreadsheet UV Morale sticker (2.8")
Sisyphus pushed a boulder. You hold fourteen trackers, six SharePoint lists, and a "master" Excel file that three people are editing simultaneously with conflicting saves.
This is the myth of Sisyphus, except the boulder is made of spreadsheets and it rolls back down every Monday morning when someone asks "is the tracker updated?" No. The tracker is never updated. It will never be updated. You will push this boulder up the hill until you PCS, retire, or achieve the sweet release of a different billet.
This decal understands your pain on a mythological level.