Terms of Use – SCIF Rat Supply Co

Agreement to Terms

By purchasing from SCIF Rat Supply Co., you agree to the following:

Acceptable Use

You agree to:

• Use our products for personal enjoyment or unit morale
• Not steal or reproduce Mort’s likeness without written permission
• Not brief our humor uncredited at Commander’s Call

Intellectual Property

All content, images, and designs are © SCIF Rat Supply Co. 2026–present.

Unauthorized use, reproduction, or distribution is prohibited.

Contact & Support

For questions, clarifications, or existential breakdowns, email us.
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