My Therapist Doesn't Have a Clearance — 2" Badge Reel Cover
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The badge reel cover for everyone currently mid-spiral with a therapist who keeps asking what 'the project' is. You can't explain the work. You can't explain the schedule. You can't explain why you flinched when she said 'read-on,' and the EAP intake form asked for a job title you don't technically have. The most relatable sentence in the entire intelligence community, now clipped to your lanyard.
2" UV-printed acrylic, Velcro back, peel-and-stick dot included. Handmade in Niceville. Wear it into your next session as a vibes-only briefing. Wear it through the SCIF as a silent shoutout to every cleared kid still trying to process a poly with limited vocabulary.
