Daddy Shark — Vintage Nose Art Military Morale Sticker

• Glossy, weatherproof vinyl for all surfaces
• Die-cut silhouette (approx. 4" x 2")
• Iconic WWII-inspired shark mouth w/ red prop nose
• Classic script text: DADDY — sharp enough to be ironic, soft enough to be hilarious
• Printed in the U.S., approved for low-altitude nonsense

✅ Approved for:

• Pilots, crew dogs, aviation heritage fans
• Parents of toddlers with PTSD from the Baby Shark years
• Warbird nerds with a sense of humor

🚫 Not recommended for:

• Actual Baby Shark fans
• People who don’t laugh at vintage-meets-meme mashups

• Ships within 3–5 business days.
  
  Mailed flat with tracking—unless you select economy shipping, which is more like "budget carrier pigeon." Economy = envelope + stamp = no tracking.
• Use it if you’re chill. Upgrade if you’re anxious.
• No earworm included (but we know it’s stuck in your head now)