Token of My Anxiety — RSA Panic Cherub Premium Vinyl Morale sticker (2.6")
The RSA token: that tiny plastic rectangle standing between you and every classified system you need to access. The one that desyncs the moment your shift starts. The one you definitely didn't leave in your other pants.
Now it's being cradled by a Renaissance cherub — because if anything in the SCIF deserves divine protection, it's the device that controls whether you work today or spend 45 minutes on hold with the help desk.
The display doesn't show a code. It just says PANIC. Which, honestly, is more accurate than six rotating digits ever were.