Please Be Patient — I'm on the Spectrum (Intel Edition) — 3" Glossy Sticker

Not a disclaimer. A warning label.

For the brain that needs 8–12 seconds to buffer before delivering precision. This sticker is the badge of every SIGINT operator, imagery analyst, and overclassified human who processes the world a little differently — and a lot more thoroughly. (EW folks: yes, some of you live on the actual spectrum. You're welcome.)