My Therapist Doesn't Have a Clearance — UV printed sticker (3")

•Ultra thin UV-printed stock — vivid color that won't fade

• ~3" die-cut with clean white border

• Weatherproof, scratch-resistant, UV-safe. Hand wash only.

• Strong adhesive — built for gear that moves

• Printed in the U.S. (unlike your outsourced therapy coping strategies)

Good for: Every cleared professional who's sat across from a therapist and thought "I literally cannot tell you what's wrong." CI poly survivors. Anyone whose EAP counselor asked "what do you do?" and got a five-second pause followed by "...government work."

Not for: People with uncleared problems. Must be nice to just talk about your day.

Stick it on: Laptops, water bottles, Pelican cases, your car — anywhere that signals to fellow cleared people that you're coping (barely)

• Ships within 3–5 business days. Mailed flat with tracking — unless you select economy shipping, which is more like "budget carrier pigeon." Economy = envelope + stamp = no tracking.

• Use it if you're chill. Upgrade if you're anxious.

• Contact us before your next staff meeting meltdown.