"Constant Anxiety" Mini Morale Patch — Bulk-Sized Dread (2" PVC)

Bulk-sized dread in a compact package.

This 2" mini patch is for every military member whose baseline emotional state is best described as "low-grade existential hum." Not quite panic. Not quite calm. Just... constant anxiety — bought in bulk, stored in the chest cavity, dispensed freely to coworkers.