Worst Brief of Your Life (…So Far) — Intel Briefer Morale Sticker (3")
The brief never ends.
Built for the person who turns raw chaos into three bullets, gets told "keep it to one slide," and then hears "start from the top" when the boss joins late. The ring reads THE WORST BRIEF OF YOUR LIFE … SO FAR around Homer & Bart under the glow of an intel cell — because this won't be your last rodeo, just today's.
Homer's hand-on-shoulder coaching, Bart's resigned stare. The moment right before "questions, comments, concerns… snide remarks?" and you already know the snide remarks are coming.