Zipper Suited Sun God — Holographic Pilot Morale Sticker

• Holographic vinyl with smooth glossy finish
• Weatherproof and scratch-resistant
• Approx. 2.5" x 3"" die-cut silhouette
• Features “David” wearing OCPs and aircrew comms headset
• Made in the U.S., cleared for low morale

✅ Perfect for:

• Pilots, aircrew, and crew dogs
• Anyone who’s flown with stoic silence and caffeine rage
• Aesthetic maximalists with a tactical job

🚫 Not great for:

• People who say “just one more touch-and-go” unironically
• Marble purists

• Ships within 3–5 business days.
  
  Mailed flat with tracking—unless you select economy shipping, which is more like "budget carrier pigeon." Economy = envelope + stamp = no tracking.
• Use it if you’re chill. Upgrade if you’re anxious.
• Not recommended for sticking directly onto actual statues (but we won't stop you)