Government Saddie — Flork Federal-Employee Vinyl Sticker (3")
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The cleared-workforce mascot you didn't ask for but absolutely deserve, now in 3-inch vinyl. Flork, federal-employee-coded, arms crossed, eyebrows angry, fully aware that the All Hands is at 1500 and last week's still not metabolized. This sticker names a very specific psychological state — submitted the cable AND cried in the stairwell, on the same lunch break — and slaps it on whatever surface needs to know how you're doing. (Not great. The cable still got filed.)
3-inch die-cut vinyl, premium UV print, weather and fade resistant, dishwasher safe, removable without residue. Printed in the U.S. Stick it on the laptop, the Stanley, the back of the monitor, the inside of the locker — anywhere the arms need to stay crossed in your absence.
