Death by Coordination — 14 Agencies, 0 Survivors UV Morale sticker (2.8")

• Premium UV-printed vinyl sticker— vivid color that won't fade

• ~2.8" die-cut tombstone shape with clean border

• Weatherproof, scratch-resistant, UV-safe. Hand wash only.

• Strong adhesive — sticks around longer than your product survived coordination

• Printed in the U.S.

Good for: Anyone who's watched a sharp two-page product enter inter-agency coordination and come out a 47-page Frankenstein draft that no one recognized. Analysts who've received "minor edits" that rewrote the entire key judgment. Coordination leads who've aged visibly during a single chop cycle.

Not for: The person who added 14 comments on page one and then wrote "no further edits" at the end. You know who you are.

Stick it on: Laptops, water bottles, monitor bezels, the binder where coordinated products go to rest, your cubicle as a memorial

• Ships within 3–5 business days. Mailed flat with tracking — unless you select economy shipping, which is more like "budget carrier pigeon." Economy = envelope + stamp = no tracking.

• Use it if you're chill. Upgrade if you're anxious.