Coordinated Into Submission — holo Smiley 3" UV Vinyl Sticker

The smile of someone who's been on the same coord call for 69 minutes, stopped reading track changes 20 minutes ago, and is currently reconciling the same equity across four offices. Camo is doing the heavy lifting — the smiley-face equivalent of dissociating on mute. This sticker is for the person whose calendar is 100% blue, whose inbox has fourteen chairs, and who has personally coordinated a paper into a coma.

3" UV-printed vinyl, shattered ice holographic die-cut, weatherproof. Made in studio in Niceville. Will outlast the tasker.