Ok Fine But I'm Gonna Complain The Whole Time — Vinyl Morale Sticker

The sticker version of that one coworker who volunteers for every detail and complains through every second of it — while still doing a better job than the person who didn't show up.

This is the energy. Reluctant participation with maximum commentary. You'll be there. You'll do the thing. But everyone within earshot will know how you feel about it.

For the voluntold, the perpetually salty, and anyone whose default state is "fine, but loudly."