{"product_id":"government-saddie-pin","title":"Government Saddie — 1.5\" Acrylic Pin","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe lanyard pin that explains the situation before you have to. Government Saddie isn't a vibe — it's a clinical diagnosis. Cleared, federal, fully aware that the brief is due tomorrow and the will-to-live is currently in maintenance. Flork has logged on, the arms are crossed, the cable is going to be filed AND the cry is going to be cried, often on the same conference call.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1.5\" UV-printed acrylic, pin back with rubber clutch. Built for blazer lapels, tote bag straps, lanyards — anywhere the world needs to know you're holding it together AND letting it fall apart on roughly the same timeline. Handmade in Niceville. Pin back is sharp on purpose.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SCIF Rat Supply Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46344778023084,"sku":"SRSC-PIN-GS-001","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0699\/5099\/6652\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_f35e0517-028e-4e11-a5d9-562e5fa3a611.jpg?v=1781295696","url":"https:\/\/scifratsupplyco.com\/products\/government-saddie-pin","provider":"SCIF Rat Supply Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}