{"title":"Stickers","description":"\u003cul data-end=\"1837\" data-start=\"1729\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1837\" data-start=\"1798\" data-section-id=\"l40nm1\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-editorial font-bold mb-2 mt-4 [.has-inline-images_\u0026amp;]:clear-end text-lg first:mt-0 md:text-lg [hr+\u0026amp;]:mt-4\" id=\"stickers--low-morale-high-adhesion\"\u003eStickers — Low Morale, High Adhesion\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003eYou didn't survive another 12-hour shift in a windowless vault just to decorate your water bottle with something\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003egeneric.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003eSCIF Rat stickers are vinyl morale stickers built by cleared humans, for cleared humans. Every design is rooted in the absurdity of intel life, aircrew culture, and the kind of dark humor that only lands if you've been inside the wire. If a civilian doesn't get it — that's the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-editorial font-bold mb-2 mt-4 [.has-inline-images_\u0026amp;]:clear-end text-base first:mt-0\" id=\"whats-in-the-collection\"\u003eWhat's in the Collection\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMQ-9 \u0026amp; Aviation Stickers\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor the drone crews, sensor operators, and pilots who've earned their opinions at altitude. Designs like\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"nofollow noopener\" class=\"reset interactable cursor-pointer decoration-1 underline-offset-1 text-super hover:underline\" href=\"https:\/\/scifratsupplyco.com\/products\/mq9-pastel-slay-girl-sticker\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-box-trim-both\"\u003eSlay Girl Slay — MQ-9 Pastel Sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"nofollow noopener\" class=\"reset interactable cursor-pointer decoration-1 underline-offset-1 text-super hover:underline\" href=\"https:\/\/scifratsupplyco.com\/products\/mq9-seraphim-be-not-afraid-sticker\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-box-trim-both\"\u003eBE NOT AFRAID · BE TERRIFIED — MQ-9 Seraphim\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eare born from the Lost Link Memes collab and hit hardest if you've ever watched a link drop at the worst possible moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntel \u0026amp; SCIF Life Stickers\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor briefers, analysts, and anyone who's ever been told \"keep it to one slide.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"nofollow noopener\" class=\"reset interactable cursor-pointer decoration-1 underline-offset-1 text-super hover:underline\" href=\"https:\/\/scifratsupplyco.com\/products\/intel-humor-worst-brief-sticker\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-box-trim-both\"\u003eWorst Brief of Your Life (…So Far)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"nofollow noopener\" class=\"reset interactable cursor-pointer decoration-1 underline-offset-1 text-super hover:underline\" href=\"https:\/\/scifratsupplyco.com\/products\/please-be-patient-intel-spectrum-sticker\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-box-trim-both\"\u003ePlease Be Patient — I'm on the Spectrum (Intel Edition)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eare the badges of honor for the overclassified and underappreciated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCoffee \u0026amp; Survival Stickers\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause your relationship with caffeine stopped being healthy three deployments ago.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"nofollow noopener\" class=\"reset interactable cursor-pointer decoration-1 underline-offset-1 text-super hover:underline\" href=\"https:\/\/scifratsupplyco.com\/products\/skeleton-coffee-sticker\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-box-trim-both\"\u003eBrewed For Survival\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"nofollow noopener\" class=\"reset interactable cursor-pointer decoration-1 underline-offset-1 text-super hover:underline\" href=\"https:\/\/scifratsupplyco.com\/products\/skeleton-coffee-matte-sticker\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-box-trim-both\"\u003eI Yearn For The Urn\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e, and\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"nofollow noopener\" class=\"reset interactable cursor-pointer decoration-1 underline-offset-1 text-super hover:underline\" href=\"https:\/\/scifratsupplyco.com\/products\/grounds-for-concern-sticker\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-box-trim-both\"\u003eGrounds For Concern\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— the full coffee morale collection for the barely operational.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePop Culture Crossovers\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ca rel=\"nofollow noopener\" class=\"reset interactable cursor-pointer decoration-1 underline-offset-1 text-super hover:underline\" href=\"https:\/\/scifratsupplyco.com\/products\/funny-reaction-office-sticker\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-box-trim-both\"\u003eMichael Scott in OCPs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ereacting to your Friday 1700 tasker.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"nofollow noopener\" class=\"reset interactable cursor-pointer decoration-1 underline-offset-1 text-super hover:underline\" href=\"https:\/\/scifratsupplyco.com\/products\/deployed-airman-sticker\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-box-trim-both\"\u003eBart the Deployed Airman\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003earmed with a Green Bean and zero motivation. The references you already send in group chats — now in vinyl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-editorial font-bold mb-2 mt-4 [.has-inline-images_\u0026amp;]:clear-end text-base first:mt-0\" id=\"built-to-stick-and-last\"\u003eBuilt to Stick (and Last)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"marker:text-quiet list-disc pl-8\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:mb-2 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:my-0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003eGlossy, matte, holographic, and embossed vinyl options\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:mb-2 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:my-0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003eWeatherproof, scratch-resistant, UV-safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:mb-2 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:my-0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003eDie-cut precision edges on every design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:mb-2 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:my-0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003eStrong adhesive that holds on Pelican cases, water bottles, laptops, and GCS consoles\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"py-0 my-0 prose-p:pt-0 prose-p:mb-2 prose-p:my-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:pt-0 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:mb-2 [\u0026amp;\u0026gt;p]:my-0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003eShips flat with tracking in 3–5 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"font-editorial font-bold mb-2 mt-4 [.has-inline-images_\u0026amp;]:clear-end text-base first:mt-0\" id=\"where-they-end-up\"\u003eWhere They End Up\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003ePelican cases. Water bottles. Laptops that have seen better days. The one clean spot on a crew bag. Binder covers in conference rooms where morale goes to die. Anywhere that needs personality and plausible deniability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"bg-quiet h-px border-0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003eThese aren't decoration. They're the quiet part said out loud, in adhesive form. If you get it, you get it. If you don't — you probably work in a building with windows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"my-2 [\u0026amp;+p]:mt-4 [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:inline-block [\u0026amp;_strong:has(+br)]:pb-2\"\u003eBrowse the full collection:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"nofollow noopener\" class=\"reset interactable cursor-pointer decoration-1 underline-offset-1 text-super hover:underline\" href=\"https:\/\/scifratsupplyco.com\/collections\/military-humor-stickers\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"text-box-trim-both\"\u003eMilitary Humor Stickers →\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"complain-funny-quote-sticker","title":"Ok Fine But I'm Gonna Complain The Whole Time — Vinyl Morale Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe sticker version of that one coworker who volunteers for every detail and complains through every second of it — while still doing a better job than the person who didn't show up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the energy. Reluctant participation with maximum commentary. You'll be there. You'll do the thing. But everyone within earshot will \u003cem\u003eknow\u003c\/em\u003e how you feel about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the voluntold, the perpetually salty, and anyone whose default state is \"fine, but loudly.\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SCIF Rat Supply Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44535688954028,"sku":"SRSC-STK-CFQ-001","price":4.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0699\/5099\/6652\/files\/ok_fine_but_im_gonna_complain_funny_quote_vinyl_sticker_decal_SCIF_Rat_Supply_Co.jpg?v=1776333376"},{"product_id":"grounds-for-concern-sticker","title":"Grounds For Concern — Embossed Vinyl Coffee Morale Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe official sticker of anyone who's had four cups before 0800 and isn't planning to stop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEmbossed texture you can actually feel — skeleton-themed coffee design for the caffeinated operator whose blood type is medium roast. The raised finish adds a tactile element that says \"I care about quality\" — unlike whatever's in that pot in the break room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePairs with Brewed For Survival and I Yearn For The Urn for the full coffee morale trifecta.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SCIF Rat Supply Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44535686496428,"sku":"SRSC-STK-GFC-001","price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0699\/5099\/6652\/files\/grounds_for_concern_embossed_coffee_skeleton_vinyl_sticker_decal_SCIF_Rat_Supply_Co.webp?v=1776333298"},{"product_id":"skeleton-coffee-matte-sticker","title":"I Yearn For The Urn — Matte Vinyl Coffin Sticker (Military Coffee Morale)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe urn. The sacred urn. The one thing standing between you and a complete operational collapse at 0600.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA love letter to the classic military coffee urn — the dented, perpetually lukewarm, technically-a-war-crime vessel that has sustained more missions than any weapons system. Shaped like a coffin because let's be honest: your relationship with caffeine passed \"healthy\" three deployments ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMatte finish — because even your stickers are tired of being shiny.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SCIF Rat Supply Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44535697768620,"sku":"SRSC-STK-SCM-001","price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0699\/5099\/6652\/files\/skeleton_coffee_urn_matte_vinyl_humor_sticker_decal_SCIF_Rat_Supply_Co.png?v=1776333216"},{"product_id":"air-crackdown-command-sticker","title":"Air Crackdown Command — Morale Suppression Unit Vinyl 3\" Morale Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eAir Crackdown Command Sticker \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe command that kills vibes professionally — now in sticker form for broader morale suppression coverage.\u003cbr\u003eThe insignia looks official enough to cause a double-take at any distance. Slap it somewhere visible and watch people squint, lean in, and then exhale through their nose. That's the mission. That's the whole op.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePairs with the Air Crackdown Command patch for the full suppression loadout.\u0026lt;\/p\u0026gt;\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SCIF Rat Supply Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44535711072428,"sku":"SRSC-STK-ACC-001","price":4.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0699\/5099\/6652\/files\/ac130j_aircraft_beach_sunset_vinyl_sticker_aviation_decal_SCIF_Rat_Supply.png?v=1776333167"},{"product_id":"sun-s-out-guns-out-ac-130j-beach-ops-sticker","title":"Sun's Out, Guns Out — AC-130J Ghostrider Beach Ops Morale Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eNothing says \"vacation\" like an airborne gunship flying low over a tropical sunset.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis AC-130J Ghostrider sticker combines laid-back beach vibes with heavy firepower. Retro triangle frame, vibrant horizon, palm-silhouetted shoreline — the perfect mix of lethal and leisure. Whether you're posted at Hurlburt, dreaming of R\u0026amp;R, or repping the community with pride, this one's a certified morale booster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eApproved for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Gunship crews, air commandos with tan lines, beach-day planners with CAS capabilities. \u003cstrong\u003eNot approved for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Strict uniform regs. 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The holographic finish catches light the way a flight suit catches attention — which is to say, aggressively.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're a fighter pilot, a heavy driver, or just someone who respects the zipper suit lifestyle, this one's for the ego that earned its wings.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SCIF Rat Supply Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44535729848492,"sku":"SRSC-STK-HOLO-001","price":4.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0699\/5099\/6652\/files\/holographic_pilot_aviation_humor_vinyl_sticker_reflective_decal_SCIF_Rat_Supply.png?v=1776332876"},{"product_id":"funny-reaction-office-sticker","title":"No God, Please No — Michael Scott in OCPs Vinyl Morale Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe reaction to every Friday 1700 tasker. Every \"quick question\" that isn't quick. Every \"hey, got a sec?\" that costs you an hour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMichael Scott. In OCPs. Mid-meltdown. This sticker captures the exact energy of seeing a new email from leadership at 1655 on a Friday. If you've ever made this face in a conference room, a SCIF, or a parking lot after a \"short\" meeting that went long — this is your sticker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePairs well with everything on this site, because this is the baseline emotional state of the force.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SCIF Rat Supply Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44535739678892,"sku":"SRSC-STK-FRO-001","price":4.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0699\/5099\/6652\/files\/funny_office_reaction_meme_sticker_vinyl_decal_SCIF_Rat_Supply_Co.png?v=1776332843"},{"product_id":"shark-mouth-aviation-sticker","title":"Daddy Shark — Vintage Nose Art Military Morale Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhere Baby Shark meets WWII nose art and absolute chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis sticker takes the iconic shark mouth from classic aviation nose art and gives it the modern military-parent treatment. 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