Weaponized superpowers.

Not a disclaimer. A warning label. Give me 8–12 seconds to buffer—then enjoy your neatly formatted consequences. This is the badge-of-pride for the brains that slow down to go surgical. (EW folks: yes—some of you live on the actual spectrum. You’re welcome.)

Why this exists

Because “think faster” is cute, but think better wins fights. This sticker is the quiet heads-up that your processor is spinning up: tabs multiplying, pattern emerging, outcome inevitable. It’s for the vault goblins who don’t apologize for how they’re wired—and don’t need to.