Understanding Constant Anxiety and Its Relief Methods

You wanted a name tape — we gave you a diagnosis. This 2-inch mini morale patch is modeled after the comforting corporate energy of warehouse megastores, except instead of 48 rolls of paper towels, you’re stocked with spiraling dread and caffeine jitters.

Perfect for labeling your emotional baggage, planner, or the coworker who “thrives under pressure” (but hasn’t blinked since 2019).