Running on coffee and vibes... mostly vibes.

This sticker features a dead-eyed skeleton holding a mug of hot bean juice and flashing the classic "I'm fine" OK sign — beneath the solemn arc of truth:

“Brewed for survival, but barely operational.”

It’s your new badge of honor for those mornings where you showed up… and that’s about it. Whether you’re working in a SCIF, a windowless dungeon, or the emotionally decaffeinated trenches of staff work, this one's brewed just for you.