For when the plan goes sideways, the injects go live, and someone yells “execute!” before the coffee kicks in.

This bold, retro-style PVC morale patch features a red-white-and-blue eagle in shades, staring directly into the classified chaos — backed by bamboo, synthwave stripes, and the phrase that says it all:

“Putting the Bam in Bamboozled.”

Inspired by certain unnamed exercises (iykyk), this patch is for every intel analyst, ops lead, or unlucky soul who’s ever been asked to brief something they just found out about.